That's It. I'm calling the hotline.

I don't usually call people names. But my husband is one PARANOID NUT CASE tonight. He is playing in this game called Assassins. I don't know all of the rules, but I do know that he's been carrying around a small, palm-sized water pistol and a variety of other water weapons on his person. And he's walking quickly and more observant than ever before. He's really jumpy. I could probably play some pretty hilarious jokes on him right now, but that would probably throw him into a spin of insecurity. And that would be downright cruel. Funny, but cruel.

Anyway- I'm looking forward to the moment where someone attacks him with the water hose. Any takers?